the body was first made, all the parts wanted to be Boss.
The brain said, "I should
be boss because I control the whole body's responses and functions."
The feet said, "We should
be Boss as we carry the brain about and get him to where he
wants to go."
The hands said, "We should
be the boss because we do all the work and earn all the money."
And so it went on and on with
the heart, the lungs, and the eyes until finally the asshole
spoke up. All the parts laughed at the idea of the asshole being
the Boss. So the asshole went on strike, blocked itself up and
refused to work.
Within a short time the eyes became
crossed, the hands clenched, the feet twitched, the heart and
lungs began to panic and the brain fevered. Eventually they
all decided that the asshole should be the boss, so the motion
was passed. All the other parts did all the work while the boss
just sat and passed out the shit!
Moral of the story: You don't
need brains to be a boss - any asshole will do.